The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give the past the slip
The Misheard: Give that face a slap
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Real Lyric: I can't help my feeling, I'll go out of my mind, These players come to get me, cause they'd like my behind.
The Misheard: I can't pick my boogers cause they're out of control, they're stuck in my nose and they jsut won't let go.
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Real Lyric: scar tissue
The Misheard: sky tissue
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Real Lyric: Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
The Misheard: Don't let the sound of your oatmeal drive you crazy
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Real Lyric: She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
The Misheard: She put the lion in de coconut and drank the bowl up.
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Real Lyric: I know you'd like to thank your s**t don't stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like boo-boo Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
The Misheard: I know you'd like to thank your s**t don't stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo
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Real Lyric: I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no girl reaction
The Misheard: I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no curry action
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Real Lyric: You can't hurry love... No, you just have to wait
The Misheard: Kato rhythm, No, you just have to wait
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces
The Misheard: I'm not big on soda grapses
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (don't stop) Don't stop till you get enough.
The Misheard: Keep on with the Porn Star stuff Don't stop till you get enough.
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