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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sharp Dressed Man

    Real Lyric: I ain't worried cause my wallet's fat

    The Misheard: I ain't worried cause my woman's fat

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view

    The Misheard: With the burgershed it's a lonley view.

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: Turn Off the Light

    Real Lyric: Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, down, down, down.

    The Misheard: Doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy, meow, meow, meow.

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a Olympus above the Sarengeti

    The Misheard: sure is killin' me General rises like a mensus above the Sarengeti.

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    Artist: Better Than Ezra

    Song: Good

    Real Lyric: it's good, ahh-ahh ahh-ahh and it's good

    The Misheard: it's good to ahhhh wack off

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: All of the time but I’m never sure when I need you Pleased to meet you

    The Misheard: All of the time I can never show what I'm into, please let me eat you.

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Every Breath You Take

    Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches

    The Misheard: I'm a bull-hard ace

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Hey Jude

    Real Lyric: Hey Jude

    The Misheard: Hey Dude

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Stairway To Heaven

    Real Lyric: And its whispered that soon if we all call the tune then the piper will lead us to reason.

    The Misheard: And its whispered that soon If we all call the Jew then the piper will eat all our raisins.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Don't Tread On Me

    Real Lyric: so be it threaten no more

    The Misheard: so be it friend no more

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