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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: What's My Age Again?

    Real Lyric: I took her out, It was a Friday night, I wore cologne to get the feeling right

    The Misheard: Either- I took her out, It was a Friday night, I walked alone to get the feeling right or I took her out, It was a Friday night, I walked her home to get the feeling right

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air

    The Misheard: Warm smell of coitus Rising up through the air

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is, no

    The Misheard: I got my head shaved By a trojan It wasn't easy But methane is

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire.

    The Misheard: Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me double D desire.

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    Artist: War

    Song: Why Can't We Be Friends?

    Real Lyric: Why Can't We Be Friends? Why Can't We Be Friends?

    The Misheard: Like a queasy bear, like a queasy bear

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    Artist: Ricky Martin

    Song: She Bangs

    Real Lyric: But she stings like a bee

    The Misheard: But she stinks like your pee

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    Artist: Journey

    Song: Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

    Real Lyric: You make me weep I wanna die

    The Misheard: You make me eat I'm on a diet

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Lay Down Sally

    Real Lyric: Lay down Sally

    The Misheard: plate of salad

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Take It To The Limit

    Real Lyric: "So put me on the highway-"

    The Misheard: "Some p***y on the highway-"

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: staying alive, staying alive

    The Misheard: stinging the light, stinging the light

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