The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt, little boy And show the world to me
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds, Done with Sheep
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Real Lyric: My love is vengeance That's never free
The Misheard: Our love is messy Let's never breed
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Real Lyric: Livin' Lovin' She's Just a Woman
The Misheard: Livin' Lovin' Life underwater.
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Real Lyric: oh what fun it is to ride, in a one horse, open sleigh.
The Misheard: oh what fun it is to ride, in a one horse, open leg.
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to walk alone.
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Real Lyric: My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean air And dreaming I'm a doctor
The Misheard: My mother and my father used to leave me alone Dreaming I'm adopted
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She sees a hat and she takes it off the top shelf She reaches in and grabs my polio heart
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Real Lyric: WIth the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: The wet birds of shame are as lonely as you
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Real Lyric: Leave a message and I'll call you back
The Misheard: Leave the messy genitals you bear
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