The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word...
The Misheard: Where the deer and the ants go out play, Where skeldon is heard, a discourmaging word...
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: Youstrut your astral wear and your suicide pose.
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Real Lyric: Throw your hands up at me!
The Misheard: Throw your hands up batman
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Real Lyric: Hey, little thing, let me light your candle, 'cause mama I 'm sure hard to handle now
The Misheard: Hey little thing, let me light your chemicals, mama I'm sure hard to handle now
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Real Lyric: and when youre not, youre with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend..
The Misheard: and when youre not, youre with some underworld spy or the wife of a postman, wife of a postman..
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: Slam your body down, the wine is all around
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Real Lyric: Quicker than a ray of light
The Misheard: Bicker in a ray of light
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind, i'm the first in line
The Misheard: p***y.
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Real Lyric: livin with must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: sleepin with me must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach
The Misheard: Poppadom pink
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