The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Decapitated all my dolls.
The Misheard: Deep fat potato on my dog.
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Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly...
The Misheard: Deck the halls with balls and honey....
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Real Lyric: Down by the Rosemary and Cameron She hands out the Bhagavad Gita
The Misheard: Down by the Rosemary and candle She hangs out the Gadda DeVita
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Real Lyric: my bodys 2 bootylishous 4 u babe
The Misheard: my bottys 2 boobylishous 4 u babe
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor.
The Misheard: Little boys hit the floor.
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Real Lyric: I like the toast done on one side
The Misheard: I like my toe just on my side
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Real Lyric: Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner Cause it's here that I've got to stay
The Misheard: Oh, Oh Big ol' Jed had a light on Don't carry me too far away Oh, Oh Big ol' Jed had a light on Cause it's on and we got to stay
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Real Lyric: It's the final countdown
The Misheard: s**tting in my underware
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big Ol' Jed in a lineup Don't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: Looking for the purple banana till they throw us in the truck.
The Misheard: lookin' for a purple manatee, they put us in a truck
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