The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: She's cryin' and a teenage wolf
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Real Lyric: and the telex writer's clattered where the gunships once had been but the car parks made me jumpy
The Misheard: and the telex writer's clattered where the gunship ports had been and car parts make me jumpy
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: Happy birthday happy birthday thunder
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song.
The Misheard: Killing me softly with his thumb.
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: She was having lots of fun with her finger up her bum And the shape of an "L" on her forehead
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul...
The Misheard: Give me the people, and free my soul...
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Real Lyric: With birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: This scar tissure is held by a lonely few
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Real Lyric: "Hey, come on try a little Nothing is forever"
The Misheard: "Hey, come one John Lennon Your life is not forever!"
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: Strong in my pants with my finger
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai
The Misheard: I'm Blue, I have needs, I'm a guy
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