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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head

    The Misheard: Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the PIECE under your bed, In your closet, in your head

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: The Unforgiven

    Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth

    The Misheard: Luther joins the herd

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    Artist: Pretenders

    Song: Middle Of The Road

    Real Lyric: i cant get from the cab to the curb without some little jerk on my back.

    The Misheard: i cant get to captain kirk without some little jerk on my back.

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    Artist: Tim McGraw

    Song: Indian Outlaw

    Real Lyric: My friends call me bear crawl

    The Misheard: My friends call me Dirt Ball

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Burning out His Fuse Up Here Alone

    The Misheard: Hurling Down His Shoes On Everyone!

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    Artist: Sir Douglas Quintet

    Song: She's About A Mover

    Real Lyric: She's About a Mover

    The Misheard: She's a Bottom Mover

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Spirits In The Material World

    Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world

    The Misheard: hey i'm steerin' into my cereal bowl.

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Wish You Were Here

    Real Lyric: Would you exchange a walk-on part in the war For a lead role in a cage?

    The Misheard: Would you exchange a walk on part of the wall For a leaf rolled in a cage

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife

    The Misheard: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of the night

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: "in your head, in your head"

    The Misheard: "eat our heads! eat our heads!"

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