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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

    Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman

    The Misheard: You make me feel like a man, I'm a woman

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine!

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit

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    Artist: Paul Young

    Song: Everytime You Go Away

    Real Lyric: Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to

    The Misheard: Daddy's gonna buy you a dream Maclean tooth!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Across The Universe

    Real Lyric: Jai guru deva

    The Misheard: Macaroon days, yeah

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Cracklin' Rosie

    Real Lyric: Cracklin Rose you're a stalwalt women you make me feel like a guitar hummin'

    The Misheard: Cracklin Rose you're a store bought women you make me feel like a guitar hummin'

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    Artist: Barry Manilow

    Song: Copacabana

    Real Lyric: at the copa, copacabana the hottest spot north of havana

    The Misheard: at the copa, copacabana the hottest spot north of urbana which then became: the hottest spot north of atlanta

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Light My Fire

    Real Lyric: I found an island in your arms, poetry in your eyes

    The Misheard: I found an island in your arms, poultry in your eyes

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: i'm blue daba dee daba di

    The Misheard: i'm blue i can beat up a guy

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    Artist: KC and the Sunshine Band

    Song: Shake Your Booty

    Real Lyric: Shake your Booty

    The Misheard: Shake your Cool Ray

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: America The Beautiful

    Real Lyric: oh beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain for purple mountina majesty across the fruited plain america america god shed his grace on thee and crowns thy good with brother hood from sea to shinning sea

    The Misheard: oh beautiful for smoggy skies insecticided grain for stripped mined mountain majesty across the asphalt plain america america man sheds his waste on thee and hides the brine with bill board signs from sea to shinning sea

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