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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny Dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen

    The Misheard: Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir Count my headlight comin' your way Lay me down in sheets of lemon

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Ex-Girlfriend

    Real Lyric: I kind of always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend

    The Misheard: I thought I was cool cuz I kissed your girlfriend.

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane

    The Misheard: Flies in the vaseline

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    Artist: Johnny Rivers

    Song: Secret Agent Man

    Real Lyric: Secret agent man

    The Misheard: secret cajun man

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner

    The Misheard: Big ole chair in a line up

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: Eminence front

    The Misheard: Imminent funk

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: do that funkay lady

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it noone wants to be defeated

    The Misheard: clevage, clevage, clevage, clevage Everyone wants a piece of it

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Let's Go Crazy

    Real Lyric: If u don't like the world you're living in

    The Misheard: Kids don't lie, why should they live

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: I'm a Slave 4 U

    Real Lyric: Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me, (I just wanna dance next to you) To another time and place. Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me, (Are you ready) Leaving behind my name, my age. (Lets go)

    The Misheard: And then buy me lemonade. (Ice Cold) OR Like Justin Timberlake (You know)

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