The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule me and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and her Thumb And the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed you the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back street You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world was baloney, I ain't the sharpest spool to be wed. She was lookin like rum with her finger in her bum and a cape like an elf's on her forhead.
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Real Lyric: I want to bathe with you in the sea...
The Misheard: I want to pee with you in the sea...
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me...
The Misheard: Closer than my VCR to me...
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Real Lyric: Rollin' on a river
The Misheard: Rollin' on a rail road
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away Big ol' jet airliner, 'cause it's you that I got to save
The Misheard: Big ol' jet gotta ride on, don't carry me too far away Keep goin' jet airliner, 'cause it's you that I got to save.
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me, in the name of love!
The Misheard: Pour some shook up Ramen(the noodles)!
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Real Lyric: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
The Misheard: In the Garden of Eden
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Real Lyric: sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
The Misheard: she cleans empty cabinets under sheets of clay
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Real Lyric: I'm Still Standing
The Misheard: I Can't Stand It
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Real Lyric: My baby is a Centrefold
The Misheard: My baby is a Xenophobe
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