The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'Relax,' said the night man, We are programmed to receive.
The Misheard: 'Relax,' said the night man, We are broken to the sea.
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Real Lyric: He's got his strond beliefs
The Misheard: He's got a trombolease
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Real Lyric: And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz
The Misheard: And the joke is when you walk in, your body covered in cocaine
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Real Lyric: You walked in to the party Like you were walkin onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot
The Misheard: You walked in to the party Like you were walkin onto a yacht You asked the DJ please play, blow one out Your carpet was apricot
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a f***ing lie
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Real Lyric: Out of Reach
The Misheard: Diahorrea
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Real Lyric: In the chorus, a woman is singing in French and she is saying "Les Yeux Sans Visage", which of course means "Eyes without a face."
The Misheard: It sounds like she's singing "Lashes on his eyes."
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, you know the runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler of the night.
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Real Lyric: r-e-s-p-e-c-t. Find out what it means to me. r-e-s-p-e-c-t. Take care of T.C.B.
The Misheard: r-e-s-p-e-c-t. Find out what it means to me. r-e-s-p-e-c-t. Leave out E.C.T.
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Real Lyric: When Susie wore her dresses tight
The Misheard: When Susie worn her dress ass tight
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