The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdador
The Misheard: Sorry... we're not getting a dog
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Real Lyric: She's a brick... house.
The Misheard: She's a b**th... ow!
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: here we are now, mashed potatoes
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Real Lyric: "floating weightless"
The Misheard: "floating waiters"
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Real Lyric: we all liver under the reign of one king, one king
The Misheard: we all live under the rain, don't you know i'm the rump king, rump king
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Real Lyric: And the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone It's only seven flying hours and I'll be landing in Hong Kong
The Misheard: And the last train out of Sydney's almost gone....
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Real Lyric: who are you, ooo ooo ooo ooo
The Misheard: Blue Lion, ooo ooo ooo ooo
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Real Lyric: Tropical drink melting in your hand
The Misheard: Chocolate cookie melting in your hand
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Real Lyric: How can we dance while the world keeps turning
The Misheard: How can we dance with our herpes burning
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Real Lyric: Christ, you knom it ain't easy You know how hard it can be
The Misheard: Christ, you knom it ain't easy You know how horny to be
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