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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Paul Young

    Song: Everytime You Go Away

    Real Lyric: Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you . . .

    The Misheard: Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you . . .

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Mr. Tambourine Man

    Real Lyric: Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way.

    The Misheard: Into my old Paris, cast your doubts and spill my wee.

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: We are, programmed to receve

    The Misheard: we are, programmed to the ceiling

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: I'm a Slave 4 U

    Real Lyric: I just wanna dance next to you.

    The Misheard: I just wanna have sex with you.

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my mind.

    The Misheard: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt keep me satisfied

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    Artist: Hanson

    Song: Where's the Love

    Real Lyric: Are you thinking that it's me you're fooling?

    The Misheard: Are you thinking thats it's meat ya fruithead ya!

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Eat the Rich

    Real Lyric: eat the rich

    The Misheard: beat the b**th

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa ba da ba dee

    The Misheard: It's a violent pornography, taking s**t's inside of me.

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Bug-A-Boo

    Real Lyric: ..."break my lease so I can move"

    The Misheard: ..."break my legs so I can't move"

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Smoke On The Water

    Real Lyric: Smoke on the water fire in the sky

    The Misheard: slow moving Walter the fire engine guy

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