The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my ass wide You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my house wine You've got your big cheese I've got my hash pipe
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Real Lyric: oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming. whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the parilous fight, o'er the ram parts we watched, were so galantly streaming. and the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The Misheard: Jose Canseco, by the dawn's early light, could so proudly be seen with mark maguire at the oakland A's stadium, through the tight wight pants fight, where the balls that we watched were so galantly streaming. with their Sosa-like glare, as they flew thro
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Real Lyric: Dont tell me cause it hurts!
The Misheard: Dont tell mcdonalds it hurts
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo-jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by agent mulchay
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Real Lyric: Mustang Sally
The Misheard: Must hang Sally
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: With a pearl-handled Beretta and a fifty cent hat
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Real Lyric: Buffalo Soldiers, In the war for America
The Misheard: Buffalo Soldiers, took a ride on the merry-go-round
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near.
The Misheard: I want Carlos when you are not here
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Real Lyric: if you steal my sunshine
The Misheard: if you're still bisexual
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Real Lyric: i'm blue dabba de dabba di
The Misheard: i'm blue apple p apple pie
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