The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They're forming in a straight line They're going through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkrieg Bop
The Misheard: They're farming in a straight line they're going through a tight one the kitchen is a landmine Blitskrieg Bop
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Real Lyric: Thunder! (lalalala)
The Misheard: Fanta! (lalalala)
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Real Lyric: Don't let the days go by, Glycerine.
The Misheard: Don't let the glaze go dry, Krispie Kreme.
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Real Lyric: We come together cos opposites attract
The Misheard: We come together cos I possess a tract
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Real Lyric: Loves horses and her boyfriend too
The Misheard: Loves porn films in her boyfriend's room
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so (close to me)
The Misheard: Constanza, close to me.
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Real Lyric: ...I felt so symbolic yesterday if I knew Picasso, I'd buy myself a grey guitar and play...
The Misheard: ...if I knew Picasso I'd buy myself some brains and solder them in place...
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Real Lyric: It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
The Misheard: It's such a feeling that I love I get high, I get high, I get high.
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Real Lyric: Take you passion and make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants down and make it happen
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Real Lyric: "Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul. . "
The Misheard: "Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul. . ."
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