The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher
The Misheard: Can you change my tire
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Real Lyric: "Like a rhinestone cowboy..."
The Misheard: "Like a ridin' strong cowboy..."
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from the master of cheese
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Real Lyric: (I don't know-I have tried to look it up and can not find it!!!! It's at the VERY end of the song-he kind of speaks/sing-songs it).
The Misheard: I'm the king of the castle and you're the golden asshole. Crash into me!
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Real Lyric: It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know
The Misheard: It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know
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Real Lyric: There's no sex in your violence.
The Misheard: There's no sex in the White House.
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue, da ba dee, da ba die
The Misheard: I'm Blue, if I were me, I would die I'm in need of a guide
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war for a lead role in a cage
The Misheard: Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war for a leaf grown in a cage
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down... But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get knocked up, but I get down again... you're never gonna keep me up
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana!
The Misheard: Don't think I got no!
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