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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Four Seasons

    Song: Oh What A Night (December 1963)

    Real Lyric: Oh, what a night

    The Misheard: I want to die

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    Artist: Blondie

    Song: The Tide Is High

    Real Lyric: I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that..

    The Misheard: I'm not a Kylie girl who gets up germs like that...

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    Artist: Cyndi Lauper

    Song: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

    Real Lyric: oh, momma dear, we're not the fourtunate ones...

    The Misheard: oh, momma, don't spend the fortune at once!

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: The Man's Too Strong

    Real Lyric: the man's too big, the man's too strong

    The Misheard: masturbating makes you strong

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: With the plastic eyeballs

    The Misheard: With the plastic-ass balls

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning up his fuse up here alone.

    The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning down the shoes of ever-gone.

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: zombie zombie

    The Misheard: darling darling

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    Artist: Til Tuesday

    Song: Voices Carry

    Real Lyric: Hush hush keep it down now voices carry

    The Misheard: hush hush keep it down now Mrs. Carrie

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    Artist: Sky

    Song: Some Kind of Wonderful

    Real Lyric: She makes a mean steak and she's an eyful, my baby

    The Misheard: She makes a mean steak eggs and applesauce, my fav

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Where It's At

    Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone

    The Misheard: I've got two ton titties on a microphone

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