The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
The Misheard: He used to be a man with his dick in his hand.
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the refugee
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Real Lyric: Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism, This-ism, that-ism
The Misheard: Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout f**gits 'n f**gits 'n f**gits 'n f**gits ...
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly Came by in her curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little early burly gave my anus a curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking 'bout movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talking 'bout the linens
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Real Lyric: We're gonna search and find that preacher man.
The Misheard: We're gonna circumcise that preacher man.
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Real Lyric: Like the white winged dove
The Misheard: Just like the ones we love
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Real Lyric: Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
The Misheard: Getting high on love's a jewish lie
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: pour some sugar on these
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Real Lyric: Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me
The Misheard: Honey I'm still free Take your pants off me
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