The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little make-up
The Misheard: Shut up - get your ass some little make up
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Real Lyric: like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: like the pheasants miss the rain
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Real Lyric: Got a nice package, alright
The Misheard: Got a nice back jarry
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, stuck in on Lodi up again.
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Real Lyric: Something beautiful,something free
The Misheard: Suck the beautiful,sorry preen
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Real Lyric: when i called you last night from glasgow
The Misheard: when i called you last night from tesco
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a goose Another boner in the night
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Real Lyric: No I don't have a gun
The Misheard: No I don't have gum
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Real Lyric: That's where they ran into a great big hassle
The Misheard: That's where they ran into a great big a**hole
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Real Lyric: You're beggin for an eyeful but you only get a peek
The Misheard: You're bakin for an eyeful but you only get the peach
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