The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna soak up the sun, I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up
The Misheard: I'm gonna suck up the sun, I'm gonna tell everyone to lick it up
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Real Lyric: The bright blessed day the dark sacred goodnight...
The Misheard: The bright blessed day, the dark say goodnight
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Real Lyric: "...might as well face it: you're addicted to love..."
The Misheard: "... might as well face it: you're a dick who's in love..."
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Real Lyric: Everytime you see me, the Hammer's just so hype.
The Misheard: Everytime you see me, my hair is disco-height.
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Real Lyric: Its like rain on your wedding day
The Misheard: It's like rain on a rainy day
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Real Lyric: His will they'll take away
The Misheard: His willy, take away
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle. You gotta rub me the right way.
The Misheard: I'm a genie in a brothel. You gotta rub me and now pay.
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Real Lyric: Put up your dukes and let's get down to it
The Misheard: Get off your tush and let's get down to it
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Real Lyric: "Looks like we made it..."
The Misheard: "Looks like tomatoes..."
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop Don't stop 'til you get enough
The Misheard: Keep on with the Postal Strike Don't stop 'til you get enough
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