The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i'd hate to look into her eye's and see an ounce of pain.
The Misheard: i'd hate to look into her thighs and see an ounce of green.
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Real Lyric: Blitzkreig Bop!
The Misheard: Let's get f*cked!
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Real Lyric: i've got friends in low places where the whiskey drown and the beer tastes...
The Misheard: ive got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns and the beer is racist
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction...
The Misheard: Who's that staring at my erection...
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Real Lyric: And once it starts, the meter clicks
The Misheard: And once it starts, the need to piss
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Real Lyric: Annie are you okay, you okay, you okay Annie?
The Misheard: Eddie are you okay, you okay, you okay Eddie?
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Real Lyric: drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was drive
The Misheard: drove my chevy off the levee and now it's not dry
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Real Lyric: Looking for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Lookin' for my lost shaker's song
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Real Lyric: why don't we get drunk and screw
The Misheard: why don't we get hot lunch at school
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll...
The Misheard: Give me some meatballs, I'm 3 months old. I wanna get lumped in your rocket ball and drift away.
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