The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Travelling in a fired-out combie on a hippie trail, head full of zombie.
The Misheard: Travelling on a flight with Gumby on a hippie trail, head full of something.
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Real Lyric: There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold.
The Misheard: And she's buying the show, and she habla espanol.
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Real Lyric: Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
The Misheard: Livin', luvin', Lance Corporal Wallin.
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Real Lyric: I have spoke in the tongue of angels.
The Misheard: I have flown in a tunnel of angels.
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Real Lyric: Big ol jet air liner.
The Misheard: Big ole jam in the line up!
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer, Count the headlights on the highway...
The Misheard: Hold me closer tiny dancer, Count the head lice on the highway...
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Real Lyric: It's hip to be square
The Misheard: Let's hit the B square
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise and put up a f**king life
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
The Misheard: Lucy in the Sky with Linus
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Real Lyric: Slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: Slow your body down and wine is all around
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