The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take these broken wings and learn to fly again...
The Misheard: Tape these broke wings and learn to fly again.
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Real Lyric: once bitten, twice shy babe
The Misheard: i want to spit in your shower babe
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Real Lyric: I don't think you Ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you Ready for this Spaghetti
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Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' jug and a whino
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Real Lyric: There's the bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's the bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: "There's a new kid in town....."
The Misheard: "There's a new squid in town....."
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Real Lyric: ...but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: ...but the cheddar's got mice on
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They payed paradise and pulled up a f**king lie
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Real Lyric: Alone...listless...breakfast table in an otherwise empty room Young girl...violins...center of her own attention
The Misheard: Alone...restless...break this table in this otherwise empty room Young girl...violence...center of her own affection
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Real Lyric: When you were in before, couldn't look you in the eye
The Misheard: When you're in a fall, can I look you in the eye?
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