Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,378 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Search Results:

    Showing: 22341 thru 22350 of 54142

    Artist: John Denver

    Song: Annie's Song

    Real Lyric: You fill up my senses

    The Misheard: You filled out my census

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Andrew Lloyd Webber

    Song: Gethsemane

    Real Lyric: "I will drink your cup of poison..."

    The Misheard: "I will drink your cattle poison..."

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Band On The Run

    Real Lyric: If I ever get out of here Thought of giving it all away To a registered charity All i need is a pint of day if I ever get out of here

    The Misheard: If I ever get out of here Thought of giving it all away Too rich to charity All i need is a pint a day if I ever get out of here

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Like A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Just like a prayer, No choice, your voice can take me there.

    The Misheard: Just like a prayer, Those Georgetown boys can take me there.

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Motley Crue

    Song: Smokin' in the Boys' Room

    Real Lyric: Teacher don't you fill me Up with you your rules. Everybody knows that Smoking ain't allowed in school.

    The Misheard: Teacher don't you fill me Up with you your rules. Everybody knows they're Smokin' in the library, too.

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today

    The Misheard: Jeremy smoked in class today

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Would I Lie To You

    Real Lyric: Believe me - I'll make it make it

    The Misheard: Wee-eee, I'm naked, naked

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Pour Some Sugar on Me

    Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me.

    The Misheard: Welcome to your own love.

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Marcy Playground

    Song: Sex and Candy

    Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?

    The Misheard: Who's that casting devious stares at my erection?

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Spice Girls

    Song: Wannabe

    Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends

    The Misheard: If you wanna be my brother, you gotta get in my mom's womb!

    The Story: Read it here »

    2230 2231 2232 2233 2234 2235 2236 2237 2238 2239 2240