The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i am beautiful in every single way
The Misheard: i am stupid yeah with evry breath i take
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Real Lyric: she's a five foot 10 in catsuit and bambi eyes
The Misheard: she's a five foot ten in catsuit and bed me eyes
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Real Lyric: above all the others/we'll fly
The Misheard: unless all the others/we love life
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her I'm so hot for her and she's so cold I'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for her I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
The Misheard: I'm so affable, I'm so affable I'm so affable and she's so cold I'm so affable, I'm unflappable I'm so affable and she's so cold
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of T-C-B (taking care of business) sock-it to me, sock-it to me, ect.
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Hey Girl T-C-P sock-it to me, sock-it to me, ect.
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Real Lyric: gold coast slaver bound for cotton fields, sold in the market down in new orleans ; Drums beatin' cold English blood runs hot; how come you dance so perfect?; I'll bet your mama was the tent show queen; I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like
The Misheard: old joe stacy found a pot of beans sold in the market down in new orleans; Tom's bleedin' cold but his blood was hot; how come your friend's a pervert?; I bet your mama was a sexual queen;I'm no screwball but I know what I like
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgoisie and the rebel
The Misheard: Music makes the bourgoisie form a river.
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Real Lyric: i'm too sexy for my hat, to sexy for my pants, too sexy for my party
The Misheard: i'm $2.64, my hat, $2.64, my pants, $2.64, etc
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Real Lyric: I'm the firestarter.
The Misheard: I'm the farmer's daughter!
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