The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some Where over the rainbow way up high
The Misheard: Some pears over the table where I'm high
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Real Lyric: No milk today, my love has gone away The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn No milk today, it seems a common sight But people passing by don't know the reason why
The Misheard: no milk today the factory is closed the people eat their clothes it's better than their toes
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Real Lyric: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
The Misheard: We're gonna rock down to Electric Caribou
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no.
The Misheard: Don't mess around with a guy who shaves his nose.
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Real Lyric: Tryin' to find the courage to ask her out Was like trying to get oil from a water spout
The Misheard: Tryin' to find the courage to ask her out was like trying to get off on a water spout
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down But I get up again And you're never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: I get no pride Like a rubber ducky And I'm hanging on the bathtub walls
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Real Lyric: I made you believe We're more than just friends.
The Misheard: I made you believe, we'll live in Belize.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna get to you
The Misheard: I'm going to chew you!
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo-jet
The Misheard: I got my head checked By Agent Mo-Jay
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
The Misheard: Everybody needs a good throw pillow
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