The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here come old flattop
The Misheard: Here come that fat cop
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Real Lyric: I'm useless, but not for long
The Misheard: I've got new socks, but not for long
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Real Lyric: How can you just leave me stranded alone in a world thats so cold.
The Misheard: I had to pee while I'm standing the toilet seat was so cold.
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Real Lyric: Whats wrong with taking the back streets?
The Misheard: I'll punch that b***h when I find her
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Real Lyric: "Rollercoaster of love."
The Misheard: "Gotta get a hoo-snap of love."
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.
The Misheard: I'll never leave your pizza burnin.
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Real Lyric: All I want to do is have some fun
The Misheard: All I want to do is hug some one.
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Real Lyric: She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there. She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah
The Misheard: She's a dick teaser, she took me half the way there. She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah
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Real Lyric: thrill me to the marrow
The Misheard: kill the jews and arabs
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Real Lyric: Among the fields of barley
The Misheard: ... fields of Barbies
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