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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Emotion

    Real Lyric: It's just emotions taking me over

    The Misheard: It's just the ocean taking me higher!

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Crocodile Rock

    Real Lyric: And your feet just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will

    The Misheard: And your teacher can't keep still Never knew me a Valentine and I guess I never will

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Respect

    Real Lyric: Sock it to me sock it to me Sock it to me sock it to me

    The Misheard: Suck it to me suck it to me

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Proud Mary

    Real Lyric: Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans

    The Misheard: Seemed all out of place in Memphis Dumped a lot of paint down in New Orleans

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Dress You Up

    Real Lyric: All your suits are custom made in London

    The Misheard: All your suits are custom made and laundered

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    Artist: Jewel

    Song: You Were Meant for Me

    Real Lyric: I got my eggs and my pancakes too

    The Misheard: I got my AIDS and my pancakes too

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: But if you're thinkin' about my baby it don't matter if you're black or white

    The Misheard: But if you're stealin' from my baby it don't matter if you're black or white

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when she's in demand Her schemes and plans

    The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights I was on her side But who can stand when she's in the bed Hurts me that blends

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: Now Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son

    The Misheard: Now Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl trippin' I am the one But the Chad is not my son

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: La Isla Bonita

    Real Lyric: tropical the island breeze

    The Misheard: chocolate goolies, wild and free

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