The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take me to the magic of the moment On a glory night Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams With you and me Take me to the magic of the moment On a glory night Where the children of tomorrow dream away In the wind of change
The Misheard: Take me to the midget and the Mormon On this dorky night Where the children of tomorrow share their drinks With killer bees Take me to the midget and the Mormon On this dorky night Where the children of tomorrow dream of whips Of whips and chains
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Real Lyric: This is what it sounds like when doves cry
The Misheard: This is what it sounds like when spuds fry
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Real Lyric: do my work do my dirty work, scapegoat!
The Misheard: do my work do my dirty work, escape route!
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasin waterfalls please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
The Misheard: gon gon jason waterfalls plistic to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
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Real Lyric: And I forget just why I taste
The Misheard: An African, Why I taste!
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you.
The Misheard: An elephant sat on you
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Real Lyric: You got me so I can't sleep at night.
The Misheard: You got me so I kissed Batman.
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Real Lyric: Your're the one that I want oo oo oo
The Misheard: You're the weather balloon oo oo oo
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Real Lyric: The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray And though she feels as if she's in a play She is anyway
The Misheard: The pretty nurse is selling puppies on a train And though she feels as if she's in a plane She is anywhere
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Real Lyric: so no one told you life was gonna be this way your job's a joke you broke your love life's DOA it's like you always stuck in second gear when it hasnt been your day your month or even your year
The Misheard: so no one told you that was gonna be this way yo chandlers joke you said that love must be always besides you always stop in second gear when it hasnt been your day yo come on we been all here
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