The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The world loves wanna-be's
The Misheard: The worlds needs one eyed pizza
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Real Lyric: "And she's loving him with that body, I just know it."
The Misheard: "And she's loving with that Barney, I just know it."
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Real Lyric: Life is bigger, bigger than you, and you are not me. THe lengths that I will go to, the distance in your eyes. ..... That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
The Misheard: Life is bigger, bigger than you, and you are not me. THe lengths that I will go to, the distance in your eyes. ..... That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my erection
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry.
The Misheard: Hush hush, we're in the snow now, I'm a yetti.
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Real Lyric: Happiness is a warm gun
The Misheard: A penis is a warm gun
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made of the years Who have a mind to disagree
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alakazeel!
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Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all the time, and when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
The Misheard: Well you're where you should be all the time, and when you're not you're with someone who was killing the wife of a postman.
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Real Lyric: When all words fail, she speaks Her mixed tape's a masterpiece
The Misheard: When all words fail, she speaks She makes tapes and m********es
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, Four hungry kids and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hundred kids had a crap in the field
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