The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: I fought the log and the log won
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Real Lyric: Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye window.
The Misheard: That blonde dickhead, restless weasel, goodbye window.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I've been putting milk on
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Real Lyric: Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis
The Misheard: Anni are you goofing on Elm Street
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Real Lyric: Give it away now
The Misheard: Keep it away now
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Real Lyric: Don't stop thinking about tomorrow...
The Misheard: Don't stop taking a boat to Marlboro
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Real Lyric: Whenever, Wherever, we're meant to be together
The Misheard: Whenever Whenever, I am meant to be a beaver
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Nothing but panties in my pocket
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Real Lyric: Her skin's the color mocha.
The Misheard: Her skin's the color of Oprah.
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Real Lyric: You're just like my Ken and Barbie dolls.
The Misheard: It's just like my skin is fallin' off.
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