The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey Mister DJ put a record on
The Misheard: Hey Mister DJ go to hell
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Real Lyric: It's easy, we all falter. Does it matter?
The Misheard: It's easy, we are vultures. It doesn't matter.
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Real Lyric: I don't know where my home is. I don't know where my soul is.
The Misheard: I don't know where my hole is. I don't know where my hole is.
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Real Lyric: you've got me wrapped around you finger ah ah ah ah
The Misheard: you've got me roger roger think all the time
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Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
The Misheard: I was raised by two bears splitting hay.
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Real Lyric: Break my lease so I can move
The Misheard: Break my knees so I can't move
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Real Lyric: That's my soul up there
The Misheard: Bless my soul, I'll be late
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Real Lyric: I am the king of wishful thinking.
The Misheard: I am the king, I wish for bacon
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Real Lyric: The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: If your radiator's busted Find a gasbar Find a gasbar
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Real Lyric: "Do you take sugar? One lump or two?"
The Misheard: "The Rick James sugar. One lump or two?"
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