The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise.
The Misheard: I've got two ticks and a pair of lice
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Real Lyric: Heartbreak's a soul shaker
The Misheard: HeartBreaker SaltShaker
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty Jeans, on a guy in a jeep.
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Real Lyric: We all live in a yellow submarine a yellow submarine a yellow submarine
The Misheard: We all live in a yellow jelly bean a yellow jelly bean a yellow jelly bean
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Real Lyric: Can I play with madness?
The Misheard: Can I play with myself?
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: bootscoot wild and a ce-ment pond
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Real Lyric: "pays my ticket when I speed"
The Misheard: "Plays my chicken when I pee"
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Real Lyric: "Watch out, Boy, She'll chew you up."
The Misheard: "Watch out, Boy, She'll chew your butt."
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Real Lyric: All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me.
The Misheard: All the women, independent, throw your hands like batman.
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Real Lyric: Kicking your can all over the place
The Misheard: Swingin that carrot all over the place
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