The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
The Misheard: You make me take off my clother before you let me come in I can't believe you sick your c**k goodnight C'mon baby you must be jerkin' it right?!
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: my boyfriend thought it was "Had Enough"
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airline
The Misheard: Pink hotel with a light out
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Real Lyric: Girl, if it lasts for an hour, well that's alright
The Misheard: Gimme an aspirin an hour and that's alright
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Real Lyric: Don't tell me cause it hurts
The Misheard: Don't tell me cousin Herb
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah, Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Rock your pants off, Rock your pants off
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, watch ya 'self Shake ya ass, show me what ya workin with
The Misheard: Take a bath, wash ya 'self take a bath, show me what ya washing with
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Real Lyric: might as well face it your addicted to love
The Misheard: might as well face it ur addicted to muff
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Real Lyric: I coulda sworn we had it all worked out
The Misheard: Curtis, for me, had it all worked out
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Real Lyric: Oh, you have a fast car.
The Misheard: Oh, you have a phat-ass car.
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