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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "The Bitch Is Back" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elton John

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "The Bitch Is Back" Lyrics

    I heave elastic on a sack at night.
    Meet me on a Friday that's alright Evil
    All the fools will not be happy when the
    The witch is black
    Stoned my mother as a matter of fact
    Eat some Chapstick on a Saturday night.

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