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    "Rocket Man" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elton John

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Rocket Man" by Elton John? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Rocket Man" Lyrics

    I'm a rocket man, burning up a priest on
    Burning out the feuds on my way home.
    Rocket man, running out of shoes. Oh, we
    Rocket man, turning up the strings where
    Rocket man, burning up the streets of Ba
    Burning out into the perihelion
    I'm a pocket man.
    burning out his views of heaven's home
    Rocket man, burning all the things I've
    "Bars" ain't the kind of place to raise
    And there's no one there to raise them i
    Burning all the shoes in Babylon
    Rocket man, burning up a few joints head
    Rocket man, running out of fuel and I'm
    Burnin' out the shoes of everyone
    Rocket man....girl, your diamond shoes a
    Rocket man, burning out this fuse of pai
    A muscle man let me die in my home.
    Burning all the shoes of Avalon
    Rocket man, burning his shoes up on the
    You better recognize
    Rocket Man, burnin' down the streets of
    Rocket Man, burning out his shoes up eve
    Burning up the shoes of everyone
    Rocket Man, burning off the shoes of Ava
    Rocket Man, turning out his tunes for ev
    Rocket Man, don't let no one tell you th
    Rocket man, burning up the streets i've
    Rocket man, burning all the shoes off ev
    Rocket man, burnin' up a fuse of heroin
    Burning up his strings he's ever known.
    Its just a job, I dig it whee!
    Rocket man, burning up into the paragon
    burning like the fumes of terragon
    Rocket Man, burning down the shoes of ev
    Rocket man, burning like a touch tone te
    burning all the shoes off everyone
    zero out, ninety in
    Hurling Down His Shoes On Everyone!
    burning off the shoes of everyone...
    Rocket Man, Burning through the streets
    Rocket man, burning all his fuel at peri
    Rocket Man.. Burning all the shoes I hav
    Rocket man, I think I'm gonna beat up ev
    Burning up the shoes I wear at home
    Rocket man, burning out of Tuscon, Arizo
    Rocket man, boy you better use your pher
    Whirling round the Earth so very long...
    Rocket man, burning down the streets I'v
    Rocket man, burning altitudes I've ever
    Rocket Man, burning on the fumes of Heav
    Rocketman burning off his shoes up here
    Rocket man, burning up the fuselage, hea
    Rocket man, hurtling down the streets of
    Rocket man, burnin' up his shoes for ver
    Rocket man, burning up the fuel in Parag
    Burning up the hills of heaven alone
    Rocket man, burning altitude aphelion
    Burning up his suit of herringbone
    rocket man burning on the heels of every
    SHE HAS ELECTRIC BOOBS
    Rocket man burning up his shoes with aer
    Rocket man, burning up his hair and hell
    Burning out his fuse on herald's own
    Burnin' up his fumes With Pheromone
    Rocket Man, burning down the fuse of eve
    Another man who thinks I am at home

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