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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    (Actually everyone else always thinks the lyrics were this, but I knew better)
    Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a woman,
    But he knew it wouldn't last.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner,But he knew it couldn't last.



    The story:

    My name is JoJo and so everyone over the age of 25 tries to sing this song to me. They always sing it wrong and I am always left trying to convince them of the real lyrics. For the past ten years I have had to carry a copy of the lyrics printed off of the internet in my bag.

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