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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got a stick in her eye, and she don't care.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.



    The story:

    This is what my mom thought it was when she was growing up. My grandma told her that she would care if she had a stick in her eye.

    Editor's note: The original lyrics were actually "Ticket to Rye" where "Rye" was a town in England. The record execs changed the lyric so it would be less confusing to audiences. At least according to Casey Casem.

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    "Ticket to Rye"? I don't believe it. The other story I've heard, involving prostitutes, seems more likely for a Lennon song to me :-)

    soundandfury Aug 06, 2008 9:05 pm