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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Big Shot" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Billy Joel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Big Shot" by Billy Joel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Big Shot" Lyrics

    You had to be a big shot, dinks**t
    you had to be a big shot, teacher
    You had the dog hair and yarn in your ha
    you were uptown driving in your big limo
    You had to be a picture
    They were all impressed with your hall s
    You had your domp hair in yarn and your
    well, you went uptown ridin' in your lim
    You had to be a big shot, big s**t.
    You had to be a big hot dickhead
    You had to be a big shot ninja
    You had the dog hair and all in your han
    Because you had to be a big shot picture
    And the story of the latest sex kept 'em

    Other Songs by Billy Joel

    A Matter Of Trust
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    An Innocent Man
    Captain Jack
    Good Night, Saigon
    Honesty
    Just the Way You Are
    Keeping The Faith
    Modern Woman
    Movin' Out
    My Life
    Only Human
    Only the Good Die Young
    Piano Man
    Pressure
    Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
    Shameless
    She's Always A Woman
    Sometimes a Fantasy
    Still Rock and Roll to Me
    Stranger
    Tell Her About It
    The Downeaster 'Alexa'
    The River of Dreams
    Uptown Girl
    We Didn't Start the Fire
    Why Should I Worry?
    You May Be Right

    Funniest Misheards by Billy Joel