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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Businessmen, they drink my wine,
    blind men dig my herbs

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth



    The story:

    Riding in a car singing this song with my husband of 30 years. I tried to convince him that my version was right. He told me that "earth" rhymes with the word "worth" in the next line of the song. After telling me how stupid I was, not knowing how to do simple rhymes, he said he liked my version better. Hey, I smoked a lot of loco weed in the 60's "along" with the wine. Isn't "plowman" a type of English pub lunch? Munchie anyone?

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    I also thought it was "herb" (but singular)

    bxdanny Jan 17, 2015 4:51 am