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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But he can't be a man 'cause he
    doesn't know the same sink a-rinses
    me.

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Song: Satisfaction
    Real Lyric: But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.



    The story:

    Back in my teen-age years, we didn't
    have CDs, cassette tapes or even
    eight-tracks. The songs were heard
    mostly on tinny car radio speakers,
    so I figured Jagger was making
    some sort of statement about
    equality, that he was just as good as
    the next guy because they both used
    the same sink. Luckily, I never sang
    these words out loud for anyone and
    finally got to hear the song on a nifty
    hi-fi system and realized the error of
    my ways.

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