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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Call on a Monday
    Comb-over Tuesday
    They'll never know
    Pop off the corn for Wednesday
    Stay with me Thursday
    But you'll always be his girl
    Let's go farting
    or
    Miss grilled Friday's
    or
    It's Good Friday

    Real Lyric: Call on a MondayCome on a TuesdayThey'll never knowPop off a cork for a WednesdayStay with me ThursdayBut you'll always be his girlHis girl Friday



    The story:

    Misheard by my friend, my sister, AND my dad.
    I was in the car with my friend, and I'd never heard the song before, and she gets this look on her face and goes "Are they saying 'let's go farting'?" I couldn't stop laughing, so I said "Yes, Cara, you haven't been on a real date until someone takes you farting."
    I told my sister about this and she goes "how could you get that out of 'Miss Grilled Friday's'?"
    After that, while listening with my dad: "But it's 'It's Good Friday', right?" "No...no it isn't."

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