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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Carrot eyes, carrot eyes, no he can't read my poker face

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Poker Face
    Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face



    The story:

    My friend was drunkenly dancing to this song when she informed
    us that one of her other friends thought she was singing "Carrot
    eyes" so now when this song comes on, they put their hands to
    their eyes like glasses.

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