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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Cause you and me and two other guys

    Artist: Aerosmith
    Real Lyric: Cause you and me is two of a kind



    The story:

    An ex girlfriend wanted me to sing it to her at
    karaoke. At first I was like "Hey cool,
    Aerosmith...cool" (cause im a simple guy and even my
    thoughts are simple). Lo and behold, upon trying to
    remember how it went I got to that part and realized
    "Oh nooooez does she want a threesome???Is that why
    she wants me to sing this?" So I got to singing it
    then when that part came up was I ever relieved to
    see the actual lyrics. I mean c'mon who says "you
    and me IS.." Apparently thems guys do.

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