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"Comfortably Numb" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Pink Floyd
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Misheard "Comfortably Numb" Lyrics
There is no pain, you are receiving A di
Just a little pinprick. [HE HEARD: Bend
when i was a child i caught a beaver
Cocaine...Just a little pin prick...
My hands felt just like toodaloos
There is no pain, you are a seal.
My head fell straight up to the roof.
my hands smelled just like two baboons
There is no painting on the ceiling.
There is no pain, you are a seedling.
when i was a child i had a fever my head
Hello is there anybody in there just sho
There is no pain, you are a ceiling.
i rub the corner of my eye
There is no pain, you are a ceiling
When I was a child i had a fever
A distant ***t smokes on the horizon
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Free Four
Have A Cigar
Hey You
Learning to Fly
Matilda Mother
Money
Mother
One of My Turns
One Of These Days
Pigs (Three Different Ones)
Run Like Hell
Summer '68
The Trial
Time
Us And Them
Waiting For The Worms
Welcome To The Machine
Wish You Were Here
Young Lust
Funniest Misheards by Pink Floyd
We don't need no sex vacation
The ducks are hazards in the classroom.
My head smelled just like tuba lube.
Would you exchange a welcome part in th
We don't need no education, We don't nee
No dogs are spazzin' in the classroom
Us, us, us, and, them, them, them. And a
We don't need no education We don't need
We don't need no education We don't need
Hey! Caesar! Leave them Jews alone.
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