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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Did it with my woman cos she couldn't help me with my mind

    Artist: Black Sabbath
    Song: Paranoid
    Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cos she couldn't help me with my mind



    The story:

    I'm still arguing with my husband over this one because I'm sure Ozzy sang the wrong words occasionally, just out of devilment (or maybe he just couldn't get his words out)After all, his woman can help him by doing it if she can't help him with his mind...can't she?

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