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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
    Staring at the back of a big canoe

    Artist: Scissor Sisters
    Real Lyric: Don't feel like dancin', dancin'Even if I find nothin' better to do



    The story:

    I was at my friends house and the song came on the radio and we were all singing most of the lyrics and when I sang "staring at the back of a big canoe" my one girlfriend looked at me and asked what I said. Everyone burst out laughing and when I asked what the lyrics were everyone stared and couldn't answer so I started laughing. Now everyone says my version.
    My version is better because who feels like dancing when they are staring at the back of a big canoe?

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