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    "Don't Stand So Close to Me" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Police


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    Misheard "Don't Stand So Close to Me" Lyrics

    Lost dinosaurs close to me.
    Her friends are so jealous, you know how
    Roxanne, Roxanne, the grade A milk cante
    Postman, Postman so, Postman so close to
    Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand
    Donít stand, donít stand so, donít stand
    This girl is half-diseased
    Toast Man, toast man, don't bring some t
    Her friends are so jealous You know how
    Can't stand your colostomy
    Go spesh! Go special! Go special! (inaud
    Constanza, close to me.
    ..that big red apple cart
    This girl is half diseased
    Dude your gross to me.
    And there are elephants who scare me The
    Ghost a*****e close to me

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