Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 119,282 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    "Down With Disease" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Phish

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Down With Disease" by Phish? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Down With Disease" Lyrics

    A thousand bed-ridden children outside D
    Cause they're stepping on my rhythms and
    Cause they're steppin on my women and th

    Other Songs by Phish

    Hayley's Comet

    Funniest Misheards by Phish